101+Blonde Jokes & Puns🔥🔥

Laughing at blonde jokes and puns is a timeless tradition, and these humorous anecdotes never fail to bring smiles and chuckles. Whether it’s poking fun at stereotypes or enjoying light-hearted moments, blondes have been a source of comedy for generations. Let’s recap some of the best blonde jokes and puns that will leave you in stitches: 

😄 1. Blazing Blonde Humor 🔥

1. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
2. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her!
3. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills!
4. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
5. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
6. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
7. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice!
8. What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? All you can eat under a buck.
9. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the Ws!
10. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”

😂 2. Blonde-tastic Laughs 🌟

1. Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists? They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter!
2. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad circulation!
3. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car!
4. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
5. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
6. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk!
7. What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
9. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”
10. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

😆 3. Golden Blonde Puns ✨

1. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the Ws!
2. What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? All you can eat under a buck.
3. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice!
4. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
5. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
6. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
7. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
8. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her!
9. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills!
10. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!

🤣 4. Laugh Out Loud with Blondes 🌈

1. Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists? They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter!
2. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad circulation!
3. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car!
4. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
5. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
6. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk!
7. What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
9. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”
10. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

😂 5. Blonde Bombshells of Humor 🎉

1. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the Ws!
2. What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? All you can eat under a buck.
3. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice!
4. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
5. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
6. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
7. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
8. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her!
9. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills!
10. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!

🌟 6. Blonde Brilliance 😄

1. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
3. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.
4. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water into the little packet.
5. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.
6. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
7. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
9. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
10. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

😂 7. Blonde Banter 🎭

1. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
2. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
3. What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead.
4. Why did the blonde put a ladder in the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
5. What do you call a blonde with a brain cell? Pregnant.
6. How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
7. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
8. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
9. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
10. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”

😆 8. Blondes and Laughter 🌈

1. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
2. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
3. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
5. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
6. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
7. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
8. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
9. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
10. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

🌟 9. Hilarious Blondes 😂

1. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
2. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
3. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
4. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
5. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
6. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
7. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
8. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
9. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her!
10. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.

😄 10. Blonde Comedy Central 🎉

1. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
2. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
3. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
5. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
6. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
7. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
8. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
9. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
10. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

🌟 11. Blonde Banter Bonanza 😄

1. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
2. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
3. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
5. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
6. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
7. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
8. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
9. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
10. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

😂 12. Laugh Riot with Blondes 🎭

1. Why did the blonde put a ladder in the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
2. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
3. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.
4. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
5. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.
6. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
7. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
9. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
10. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

😆 13. Blonde Comedy Fest 🌈

1. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
2. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
3. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
5. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
6. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
7. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
8. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
9. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
10. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

🎉 14. Blonde Hilarity Unleashed 😂

1. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
3. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.
4. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
5. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.
6. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
7. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
9. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
10. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

🌟 15. Blondes and Belly Laughs 😄

1. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
3. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.
4. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
5. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.
6. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
7. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
9. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
10. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

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😂 16. Blonde Chuckles Galore 🎉

1. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
2. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
3. What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead.
4. Why did the blonde put a ladder in the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
5. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
6. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
7. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
8. What do you call a blonde with a brain cell? Pregnant.
9. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
10. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”

🌟 17. Blonde Comedy Blast 😄

1. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
2. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
3. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
4. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
5. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
6. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
7. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
8. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
9. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her!
10. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.

😆 18. Blonde Humor Fiesta 🎭

1. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
2. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
3. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
5. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
6. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
7. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, doughnut seeds!”
8. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
9. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
10. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

🎉 19. Blonde Comedy Riot 😂

1. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
3. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.
4. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
5. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.
6. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
7. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
9. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
10. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

😄 20. Blonde Giggles Galore 🌟

1. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
3. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.
4. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
5. What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.
6. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
7. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
8. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
9. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
10. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

Conclusion

These blonde jokes and puns playfully highlight the wit and humor that can arise from everyday situations. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends or enjoying a moment of laughter on your own, they are sure to brighten your day. So, embrace the laughter and remember, it’s all in good fun!