Get ready to leaf through these fall-tastic jokes and puns that will make you fall in love with autumn all over again! From pumpkin-spiced humor to corny jokes, this collection is sure to leaf you in stitches.
1. π Classic Autumn Jokes
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
2. π Pumpkin Puns
- What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out!
- Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
- What do you call a pumpkin that works at a bakery? A pie-thon!
- Why was the pumpkin so grumpy? It had a bad patch!
- How do you repair a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have gourd manners!
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on doors!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at baseball? It had great bat-ting skills!
3. π Corny Autumn Humor
- Why was the cornfield so noisy? Because the corn kept husking around.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you call a pumpkin that wins an award? A tro-phy!
- Why do scarecrows win awards? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on doors!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
4. π Leafy Wordplay
- Why do leaves never win arguments? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you call a pumpkin that wins an award? A tro-phy!
- Why do scarecrows win awards? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on doors!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
5. π Autumn Animal Jokes
- Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the autumn party? To go nuts over the decorations!
- How do you prepare for an autumn marathon? By running acorn-y jokes!
- Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!
- What do you call a bear in the autumn? A grizzly bear!
- Why did the hedgehog wear a scarf in the autumn? To keep its needles warm!
- How do you know when a squirrel is angry? It goes nuts!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do scarecrows win awards? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
6. π Harvest-Time Humor
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
7. π Fall Festival Funnies
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do scarecrows win awards? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
- How do you prepare for an autumn marathon? By running acorn-y jokes!
- Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!
- What do you call a bear in the autumn? A grizzly bear!
- Why did the hedgehog wear a scarf in the autumn? To keep its needles warm!
8. π Apple Orchards and Chuckles
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
9. π Harvest Moon Humor
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
10. π Scary Good Autumn Humor
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
11. π Witty Autumn Riddles
- Why do trees hate tests? Because they always get stumped!
- What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you!
- Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a knack for crowd-pleasing!
- What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why do ghosts love autumn? Because it’s full of boo-tiful colors!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you call a pumpkin that wins an award? A tro-phy!
- Why do scarecrows win awards? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on doors!
12. π Harvesting Laughter
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
13. π Autumnal Chuckles
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
14. π Cornucopia of Humor
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
15. π Autumnal Humor Galore
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
16. π Harvest Festival Humor
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
17. π Autumn Leaves and Giggles
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
18. π Fall Foliage Funnies
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
19. π Pumpkin Spice Hilarity
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
20. π Autumnal Hilarity Wrap-Up
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
- What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great detective? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
- Why do leaves never win an argument? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
Conclusion
In conclusion, these fall-tastic jokes and puns have shown that autumn is not just a seasonβitβs a reason to laugh! Whether youβre cracking up over pumpkin puns or enjoying the corny humor of fall festivals, these jokes are sure to leaf you with a smile. So, next time youβre raking leaves or sipping on apple cider, remember these acorn-y jokesβtheyβre guaranteed to make your autumn days brighter! π