The month of May is full of opportunities to bring laughter and joy to those around you. Whether you’re sharing a pun at a family gathering or cracking a joke with friends, these 220+ puns and jokes will keep everyone in good spirits. Let’s dive into the world of humor and enjoy some belly laughs!
1. May Day Puns 🌸
- “May the Fourth be with you!”
- “May the road rise up to meet you.”
- “May you have a blossoming day!”
- “It’s gonna be May-zing!”
- “May you laugh all day long.”
- “May your worries be light as a feather.”
- “May the odds be ever in your favor.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “May you find joy in every moment.”
- “May your week be fruitful and fun!”
2. Spring Into May Jokes 🌼
- Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the metal!
- How does a tree get on the internet? It logs on.
- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
- Why are trees so good at networking? They have lots of roots.
- What do you get when you plant kisses? Tulips!
- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
- How do you know if a flower is kind? It always has the best petals.
- What do you call a plant that roars? A dande-lion.
- Why was the little strawberry so sad? His mom was in a jam!
- How does a flower whistle? With its tulips.
3. Cinco de Mayo Jokes 🎉
- What do you call a duck that likes fireworks? A fire-quacker!
- Why did the taco sit by itself? It wanted to be shell-fish.
- What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room!
- Why can’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans.
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
4. Mother’s Day Puns 🌹
- You’re one smart cookie.
- You make everything butter.
- Mom, you’re the raisin I smile.
- Thanks for pudding up with me.
- You’ve bean there for me.
- You’re the zest, Mom.
- We make a great pear.
- You’re berry special to me.
- I love you a waffle lot.
- Thanks for being my rock.
5. May Weather Puns ☀️
- May your days be sunny!
- It’s May-gnificent weather!
- May the weather be ever in your favor.
- May you enjoy the perfect breeze.
- May the sun shine on you.
- May it be a bright day!
- May your umbrella stay dry.
- May it rain only happiness.
- May you find the rainbow.
- May your days be warm and bright.
6. May Day Historical Jokes 📜
- Why was the math book sad on May Day? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
- How did the Mayflower get across the Atlantic? It sailed through history.
- Why was the broom late? It swept in late!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Why was the Mayflower the smartest ship? Because it had a scholar-ship!
- Why do pirates love May Day? Because it’s arrr-tastic!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the mayor go to school? To learn how to govern.
- What do you call a historical flower? A blooming artifact.
7. Graduation Puns 🎓
- “Cap-tivating” graduation ceremony!
- “Degree-lightful” accomplishment.
- You’re a real “scholar”.
- That’s a “class” act.
- You’re one “bright” grad.
- You’ve got “class”.
- A “grad” above the rest.
- “Diploma”-tic success.
- You’re in a “class” of your own.
- The future is “degree-lightful”.
8. May Garden Jokes 🌱
- What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
- Why do gardens love jokes? Because they’re full of laughing stalks.
- How does a cucumber get ready for a date? It pickles itself.
- What do you call a vegetable who tells dad jokes? A corny-cob.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did the lettuce say to the celery? “Stop stalking me!”
- Why are mushrooms always invited to parties? Because they’re such fungis.
- What did the farmer say to the bad crop? “You’re a punnet case!”
- How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
- Why are peas bad at baseball? Because they always get caught.
9. May Sports Jokes 🏅
- Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of getting kicked around.
- Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for traveling.
- Why was the baseball player a bad sport? He stole second base and didn’t apologize.
- Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk.
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
- What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
- What sport do windmills play? Blade tennis.
- Why did the tennis player bring a string to the game? To tie up loose ends.
- Why do baseball pitchers stay away from caves? They’re afraid of bats.
10. May Flower Jokes 🌷
- What do flowers say when they feel down? “Iris you were here.”
- How do flowers greet each other? “Hey, bud!”
- Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal.
- How does a flower whistle? With its tulips.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? “What’s up, bud?”
- Why was the little flower sad? It was feeling blue.
- How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have the best buds.
- Why did the flower break up with the gardener? It just wasn’t blooming.
- What’s a flower’s favorite drink? Root beer.
- What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night? The day-zy.
11. May Day Picnic Jokes 🍉
- Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.
- Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why don’t bananas snore? They don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
12. May School Jokes 🏫
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
- What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.
- Why was the geometry book so adorable? It had acute angles.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- How do you keep warm in a cold classroom? Stand in the corner—it’s 90 degrees.
- What’s a pencil’s favorite place? Pencil-vania.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
- What did the pen say to the pencil? “You’re so sharp!”
- How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
13. May Pet Jokes 🐾
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry.
- Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs.
- How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
14. Summer’s Coming Jokes 🌞
- Why do bananas use sunscreen? They peel.
- What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
- Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
- Why do fish never do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below sea level.
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
- Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.
15. Travel and Vacation Jokes ✈️
- Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps.
- How do oceans say goodbye? They wave.
- Why did the airplane get sent to its room? It had a bad altitude.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful travel agent? He was outstanding in his field.
- What kind of music do planets like? Nep-tunes.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s faster than walking.
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. May Cooking Jokes 🍳
- Why did the chef break up with the vegetable? It wasn’t worth the thyme.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- Why was the chef feeling good? He was on a roll.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- Why did the baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it.
- What’s a chef’s favorite martial art? Chop-suey.
- Why do mushrooms get invited to parties? Because they’re such fungi.
- Why did the butcher get a promotion? Because he was a cut above the rest.
17. Family Gathering Jokes 🏠
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
18. May Work Jokes 💼
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful executive? He was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
- Why don’t bakers get along? They always have too much on their plate.
- What did the pen say to the pencil? “You’re so sharp!”
- Why was the broom late? It swept in late.
- How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
19. Health and Fitness Jokes 🏋️
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
- What’s a dentist’s favorite time? Tooth-hurty.
- Why did the scarecrow become a great doctor? He was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
- How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What’s a doctor’s favorite instrument? The organ.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
20. Animal Kingdom Jokes 🦁
- Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs.
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Conclusion
May is a fantastic month to spread joy and laughter. Here’s a recap of our favorite puns and jokes to ensure your humor arsenal is fully stocked.
These jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. Keep them handy and share the laughter with your friends and family throughout the month of May!
Nicholas Clark is the laughter maestro at laughter.com. Renowned for his razor-sharp humor and uncanny ability to find comedy in the everyday, Nicholas captivates readers with his unique perspective.
